Highway comedy

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The occasion was the commissioning of the M1 highway, a 14.1 kilometer expressway, all dignitaries present. The president his Ex. John Evans Mills…former president kufour, the chairman of the millennium Development Authority…….and any other important personality who mattered in the nation at that moment…..great occasion it was….A day earlier, a group purporting to represent the disabled in the society had threatened that it would disrupt the event “at all cost” (a quite popular phrase in this country nowadays..) 


According to them they had filled a writ in the court to place an injunction on the formal opening of the Highway. Their reason was that the highway was not disability friendly and thus contravened the disability law. Their leader was very optimistic and spoke on almost every radio station assuring the public that the ceremony would be put on hold by the court. we were all therefore left to wonder what will become of the much anticipated opening of the M1 highway. The ceremony itself was billed to start around 1-2pm (yes that is how we here quote our time….never specific)

Around 10am there was news that a group of young men were picketing around the highway – their demand; that the Highway be named after one Paa kwesi Ndoum…. Leader of the Peoples progressive party(PPP) and a former minister of state in the past government headed by ex. president kufour. They claimed that Dr Paa kwasi Ndom was solely responsible for securing the compact for Ghana….credit should therefore be given him and the best way to do that was to name the highway after their leader.

The police were called in and a dozen or so were arrested.

The two main political parties NDC and NPP were not left out of the plot. The NPP questioned the presence of NDC flags along the Highway since they had secured the millennium compact (funding) for the project, so they were the ones who deserved credit for the highway, supporters of the ruling NDC also countered by saying that although it was the NPP who secured the compact, it was they who oversaw the actual construction- they also claimed full credits.

Supporters of both parties were therefore present at the ceremony grounds in their various party colours –each singing praises to their respective leaders ….naturally they tried to outdo each other –you can imagine the commotion. The event did finally start with long speeches from anyone who had a voice and soon, the highway was finally commissioned and named the George Walker Bush Motorway.

For those of you guys not familiar with all this talk of compacts etc.. Here is a brief explanation….: the millennium development authority(MIDA) was set up to oversee  the implementation of projects in selected African countries-countries who were deemed to be living “holy” lives according to U.S standards  (thriving democracy pla pla… )

The U.S adopted this strategy because it claims that aid giving directly to African countries often ended up lining the pockets of corrupt leaders-so ladies and gentlemen; this particular Highway was constructed and paid for by the US tax payer….. Every single cent-so our job as Ghanaians was simply to commission the Highway….and what did we do..? We turned the event into a circus…isn’t it enough that we can’t pay for our own roads..? Does it matter which government secured the funding and who actually oversaw the roads construction..? When will we ever be serious in this nation….is it not a course for concern that we have become beggars in spite of all our wealth…? Again I end a post by saying “God save us…..

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Parliaments day of shame..!

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Today, the president of this tiny West African country(Ghana) gave the state of the nation address, more like the state of the union address of the USA. Well I have learnt not to pay attention to such events because they make no difference to the ordinary man…this year’s state of the nation’s address was as usual presented before the nations parliament and before honorable parliamentarians-at least I thought they were honorable until today…My concern here is not about the content of the president’s speech but the conduct of our so called honorable parliamentarians.

We all know what heckling is and we see it all the time in other developed democracies….I was therefore shocked to see grownups, supposedly responsible adults who have been voted by their constituents to represent and give them a voice in the national assembly behave like silly children in the name of heckling the president, in the full view of the entire world…shouting at the top of their voices, singing and whistling at the president of the republic to go away…I find this behavior very disturbing…..what are the MPs teaching the youth of this nation? Should we ever take them seriously? Are these people fit to be called parliamentarians? I am so disappointed…I have always had my reservations about politicians but I never expected them to go this far…are these the same parliamentarians asking for an increase in their pay? Truly I think the tax payers money is being wasted on these ******* someone please tell them that the next time they decide to behave like apes, they should remember that the whole world and the youth of this nation are watching-God save us.

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AFCON 2012....final update...!

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Wow….and wow again…! What a tournament this has been and my God what  a final match…! African football has really come a long way.

The final match between the elephants of Ivory Coast and the copper bullets of Zambia more than lived up to expectation…end to end action for 120 whole minutes! 

The Zambians were not in any way outclassed by the Ivorians…they really showed they deserved to be in the finals. Ivory Coast and Chelsea striker Didier drogba missed a penalty kick…His second penalty miss in the tournament (seems he caught the Gyan syndrome). The copper bullets also had good chances but missed them…Finally after 120 minutes of great football, the question of who wins AFCON 2012 had to be decided via penalty shoot-out; really nervy moments….reminded me of what happened 20 years ago between the elephants and the black stars of Ghana…I couldn't eat days after that game…the Ivorians won 11-10…The first round of five penalty kicks could not break the tie…Finally, the Ivorians missed a kick and when everyone thought the cup will go to Zambia, they also missed their kick…suddenly, the elephants were back with a chance, Gervinho stepped up and missed the kick…The Zambians had another chance and they took it….Zambia are African champions…! Who on earth would have believed this three weeks ago when the AFCON kicked off? It seemed the spirits of the 23 men (members of the Zambian national team..KK. 11) who tragically lost their lives 19 years ago off the coast of Gabon while on their way for an AFCON qualifier against Senegal, were on the field playing….this was indeed an emotional win for the copper bullets…a win to the memory of the faithfully departed…the copper bullets did hit their target and brought the elephants to their knees…The closing ceremony was one of a kind…the cup was carried onto the park by dancing pygmies…what a sight…Zambia are the Kings of African football…

 In the third place match played a day earlier, the eagles of Mali paid back the black stars of Ghana in equal measure beating them by two goals to nil…the question now is….. who wins AFCON 2013…?  See you in South Africa…!

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AFCON 2012...Updates and more......

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Well I can’t say I am happy writing this post but at this moment guys you are all I have.

My team(the black stars) just lost .They lost to no other  team  than the copper bullets of Zambia...I still think it’s all a bad dream….someone please pinch me!.....A  well-organized Zambian soccer machinery finally exposed the Black stars of Ghana for what they really are…..a second best team with an over blotted ego…!  So blotted they even missed a penalty…! Yes, Ghana’s dancing striker Asamoah Gyan missed yet another penalty and Ghana paid dearly for that miss….for those of you guys with short memories….this is the same Asamoah Gyan who missed Ghana’s penalty at the 2010 world cup against Uruguay after Louis Suarez (may his soul be forever tormented...) committed that very shameful act of preventing Ghana’s winning goal by handling the ball in his own goal area….Anyway, the Zambians do deserve their win…. They played relatively well and scored the only goal of the match around the 75^th   minute after Ghana’s rock of Gibraltar john mensah was taken off with an injury…….the black stars lost another player moments after the goal through a red card offence….yes…. things really fell apart…!

Ivory Coast is through to the finals after beating the eagles of Mali 1-0

The Ivorian’s have really lived up to the tag of tournament favorites and are set to face the Zambians….will the copper bullets of Zambia hit their target…the elephants of ivory coast or will the elephants dodge the copper bullets?

The question still remains….who wins AFCON 2012……? 


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The native evangelist........

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One of the strongest influences on the early years of the Methodist Missions in Ashanti was the movement of Evangelist Sampson Oppong.

Missionary work among Ashanti had slowed down considerably since Christianity was then considered as the religion of the victor, due to their successive defeats by the British in 1874, 1896 and 1901. On a missionary trip with W.G. Waterworth, the missionary who looked after the Methodists in Ashanti, the Ashanti Prophet, as Sampson Oppong was known, gave his message a dozen times, and the missionary, who had become almost heart broken over the apathy of former audiences, saw the people break down before the cross in hundreds. According to an enthusiastic Methodist missionary Sampson Oppong led 110,000 people to Christianity, of whom 60,000 remained faithful. Although later observers mention only 10,000 converts that in itself is very impressive. The story of his life is as sensational as the stir he caused.

Evangelist Sampson Oppong was born a slave boy in about 1884 to Yaw Kyerema in Akuntanim, a village in modern day Brong Ahafo. He was named Kwame Oppong and as he put it “God gave” him Sampson upon his conversion.

Earlier in his life Sampson Oppong was instructed in magical and healing powers by his uncle and as he became a healer (oduruyefo) and a magician (osumani).

In 1896 and 1901 when the British abolished domestic slavery Kwame Oppong was free to go where he wanted and that was when he had his first encounter with the Lord in a prison in the then French Ivory Coast. He tells his story of having ended up in prison for absconding with the wages for a gang he was supervising in railway works. In his cell he met an old Fante tribesman whose name was Moses. This Moses is to have prayed all the time and was released soon after. When he was leaving Sampson asked for money, but Moses said “I have no money but that which I have I shall give you. I commend you into God’s Keeping”. This made him very furious but later when his fury had died down he prayed, “God of Moses, have pity on me.” Later that night God revealed himself to him in a dream. In his dream, two Europeans came to his cell and one of them sawed through his chains and said: “I am the God of Moses. Burn your magic things and beat the gong for me (i.e. proclaim my word). He was released the next day by the French Commissioner. He however went back to his old ways after his release.

His interest in God was kindled again at Wankyi (Ashanti –Akim) when he went to work for a Christian woman who thought him the Lord’s Prayer and also introduced him to catechumens classes. He however grew tired of them as he had never been to school and was asked to learn to read and write. According to him he missed the income that magic formerly brought to him so he went back to his old ways.

His transition from ‘Sebewie’ (by magic he brings life) as he was known to Sebetutu (one who takes away amulets) as he became known eventually happened when he was approached by a boy with the promise of a lot of money to kill his uncle of whom the boy stood to inherit. On that fateful day, when he went into the forest to kill the man, the Lord revealed himself to Sampson again, according him “I was looking down eagerly to see whether the magic was succeeding when suddenly I heard voices behind me: ‘stand up’, they said. Two men were standing there. I stood up and suddenly I found myself in a large town with many Europeans. They were all hurrying towards a large square, and so was I. there I saw all my magic amulets and medicines heaped up in a huge pile, together with all the sheep and chickens I had acquired unlawfully by my magic. A big glorious-looking man came towards me and said: “I am the God of Moses, who freed you from prison in the Ivory Coast. Why are you still living in sin? Go, I am sending you… Take up my cross and preach about it to all the world.” “I can’t speak English, I can’t read. How can I preach?” “I shall go with you.”

He was l found lying in the forest upon a search for him.  Upon arriving home he gathered all his magic things and burnt them, in doing so he declared that “Today I have found one stronger than you. God has called me into his service.”

After this experience Sampson had a cross and a white prophet’s robe made for him and he began to preach. He preached in many places and everywhere he went he told people to burn their fetishes and give up their magic, witchcraft and everything evil and many people were converted and burned their fetishes. Interestingly, Evangelist Sampson Oppong was thrown into prison for calling a certain woman a witch, while in prison the Lord according Sampson showed him a flat stone in the prison, by whose help the whole bible was revealed to him from Genesis to Revelation. He could therefore read the Bible through the stone though he had never been to school.

It was admitted that Oppong’s way of preaching was compelling. His preaching largely consisted of telling stories about various tribes, about magic and fetishism, and he was a master at making these look ridiculous. Once he had the laughing crowd on his side he took hold of it with an uncanny, fanatical, hypnotic power. His chief demand was the destruction of all fetishes.

The phenomenon of the Sampson Oppong movement however died down with time after which he retired to his village, Akuntanim. According to him the King of Dormaa summoned him to court and he being a subject of the King had to obey him.

He still had a leading position in the little Methodist Church in Akuntanim and did some preaching though not as extraordinary as before.

Although the movement of Sampson Oppong was relatively short lived, its impact on the spread of Methodism in Ashanti cannot be over emphasized. In fact it was said that the movement that Sampson Oppong kindled in the twenties was used by God to open the doors to the gospel in Ashanti.

This guest post is by Sarah N. Nkansah

An archivist at the Methodist Diocesan office Kumasi.

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A HISTORY OF THE METHODIST CHURCH, KUMASI DIOCESE

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A HISTORY OF THE METHODIST CHURCH, KUMASI DIOCESE

As the Methodist Church Ghana, and for that matter the Diocese, celebrates 50years of the attainment of autonomy of the British Conference; it is important to look back to see where the church began in order to appreciate how far the Lord has led His church.

The Kumasi Diocese as it is now known was born out of the missionary activities by the Wesleyan Methodists in Ashanti, spearheaded by the Rev. Thomas Birch Freeman, in 1839. Prior to this, Mr. James Hayford, a representative of the British Merchant Company Administration in Kumasi, had started a Methodist Fellowship of a sort in Kumasi. Due to his good relations; he on one occasion had the opportunity to conduct a divine service in the King’s palace. Reports of these developments to the church in Cape Coast partly precipitated Rev. Freeman’s missionary enterprise to Kumasi. The church mobilized an amount of sixty pounds to fund this mission project. Coupled with this was the interest in converting the then ‘dark Ashanti’ to the saving knowledge of Christ.

Rev. Thomas Birch Freeman encountered several obstacles on his first missionary trip to Kumasi. Notable among these was the long delay he faced in Kusa (his first stop in Ashanti) and Fomena due to the confused notions held concerning the nature of his mission enterprise. Rev. T. B. Freeman was eventually admitted by the King, Nana Kwaku Duah, into Kumasi on 1^st April, 1839; after he had waited patiently in Kusa and Fomena for a total of 48 days.

In Kumasi, as Rev. Freeman recounted in his journal, he and his entourage were warmly received by the Asantehene and his Court. The King allowed him to preach in the streets and he was again given the opportunity to conduct two divine services during his stay. At this stage the seed of Methodism in Ashanti and what was to become the Kumasi Diocese had just been sown.

On April 15^th 1839 Rev. T. B. Freeman returned to the Coast. He came back to Kumasi in December, 1841 bearing gifts for the Asantehene. These gifts comprised a carriage, a table, twelve chairs, a table linen, dinner, breakfast and tea sets and a portrait of the Queen. He also returned with the two Asante Princes, John Owusu Ansah and William Owusu Kwantabisa, who had been sent to England to signify Asante’s commitment to the 1831 Treaty.

By 1842 the Asantehene had permitted, on Rev. Freeman’s request, the establishment of the first mission post in Kumasi. The King further provided the mission with land at Krobo Odumase (K.O.) with which they were to establish this post. Interestingly this land houses a number of properties of the Methodist Church Ghana. Significantly this includes the Nana Kwaku Duah I Methodist House which serves as the Diocesan Headquarters.

The historic attainment of Autonomy by the Methodist Church Ghana in July, 1961 saw the birth of five new Districts, with the Kumasi District inclusive. The Subsequent adoption of the biblical pattern of Episcopacy by the Methodist Church Ghana in 1999, transformed the Kumasi District into the KUMASI DIOCESE as it is now known.

With Rev. Brooking being the first Resident Minister to be stationed in Kumasi, many other missionaries and ministers have served in what has developed into the present day Kumasi Diocese.

The Kumasi Diocese currently holds a ministerial staff strength of 141. In addition, a lay staff of 15 to aid in the day to day administration of the Diocesan Head Office.

The following have served the Diocese and its antecedent District in their capacities as District Chairmen or Diocesan Bishops in Kumasi.

Rt. Rev. J. F. Bart – Addison               1961 – 1965   

Rt. Rev. M.K. Debrah                          1965 - 1968

Rt. Rev. G. A. Apatu                            1968 - 1974

Rt. Rev. J. W. De-Graft Johnson          1974 - 1979

Rt. Rev. Major E.C. Bonney                1979 - 1984

Rt. Rev. I. K. Essuamah –Thompson    1984 - 1989

Most Rev. Dr. Samuel Asante – Antwi1989 - 1996

Rt. Rev. Kwaku Asamoah- Okyere      1996  - 2002

Rt. Rev. Nuh Ben Abubekr                  2002  - 2008

Most Rev. Prof. Emmanuel K. Asante2008 - 2009

Rt. Rev. Prof Osei Safo-Kantanka       2009 – date

The Diocesan Lay Chairmen who have served the Kumasi Diocese are:

Ev. S. K. Danso                                     2001 - 2004                            

Mr. J.G.K. Owusu                                2004 - 2007

Lawyer Kwame Boafo                         2007 - 2010

Mrs. Doris Amoyaw                                     2010 – date

Methodism in Asante has since its beginnings influenced not only the religious development of the people but also the economic and social development of the Society. As early as 1844 the Wesleyan Methodist Primary School (now the K.O. Methodist Schools) had been established in Kumasi. Subsequent to this, many more basic, second cycle and tertiary institutions have been established. Notable among these are the prestigious Wesley College of Education, Offinso College of Education, Kumasi Wesley Girls’ High School, Prempeh College, Osei Tutu Senior High School, Mmofraturo Primary and J.H.S and the Kwadaso Women’s Training Centre. Again the church has established a hospital at Ankaase (the Methodist Faith Healing Hospital) together with a number of clinics to serve the health needs of the people.

Currently the Kumasi Diocese has started the Kumasi Methodist Diocesan Co-operative Credit Union (KMDCCU) which is aimed at improving the financial lot of the people in the Diocese.

The Diocese is currently headed by the Diocesan Bishop in the person of Rt. Rev. Prof. Osei Safo-Kantanka, seconded by the Diocesan Lay Chairman, Mrs. Doris Amoyaw and Assisted by Very Rev. Emmanuel Ansah and Very Rev. Christopher Andam serving as Synod Secretary and Assistant Synod Secretary respectively.

 The present day Kumasi Diocese holds the highest number of, 28, Circuits within the Connexion and an estimated total membership of 53,886, again the largest in Connexion. It is however worthy of note that, in 1997; two Districts (Now Dioceses), Obuasi and Effiduase, were carved out of the then Kumasi District.

The Kumasi Diocese, as it is now known, has been in actual existence since 1961 and just like the unrelenting missionary seed that germinated into the Diocese; the Diocese has never rested on its oars in its core business, which is evangelization. The rapid growth of the Diocese and its subsequent divisions testifies to this fact. The Diocese has repeatedly won the Connexional evangelization award owing to its continuous activeness in that respect.

This brief account ends on the note that, the gallant missionaries who sowed the seed of Methodism, for that matter Christianity in Asante, did not labour in vain as the seed has germinated into the giant and influential tree of the Kumasi Diocese today. 

This guest post is by Sarah N. Nkansah

An archivist at the Methodist Diocesan office Kumasi.

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Well, it’s been an interesting round of group matches and wow…! What a tournament it’s been. The two tournament cohost  have given a good account of themselves so far….tournament  favorites Ghana and ivory coast did not do badly either….The biggest surprise though has been the extremely disastrous performance by Senegal…losing all three matches….. even to the freedom fighters of Libya……! The wheat have thus been separated from the tares  making way for the quarter finals round of matches…the  question still remains ….who wins AFCON 2012? Below, the fixtures of the quarter finals AFCON 2012… Quarter Finals – ¼ de finale
25.	Zambia vs. Sudan	3-0	17H:00	Bata
26.	Ivory.coast vs.EQ.  Guinea	3-0	20H:00	Malabo
27.	Gabon vs. Mali	4-5(pnt)	17H:00	Libreville
28.	Ghana vs. Tunisia	2-1	20H:00	Franceville
Semi-Finals - ½ Finale
29.Ghana	vs. Zambia	0-1	17H:00	Bata
30.Ivory.coast	vs. Mali	1-0	20H:00	Libreville

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